So tell us, Ms. Greer, how a “real” woman is supposed to look, sound, or behave. Are they supposed to get married by a certain age, use a certain type of language, enjoy only a certain type of sex and then only a certain amount? And who gets to decide?

Yep. There’d be some new “bite me”s and “if you’re not interested in what I have to say, why am I fucking here? There are several bottles of wine out there with my name on them”s in the Congressional Record if I were her.

This is probably the first time that overdosing in a brothel saved a marriage.

“Aggressions” is an interesting choice of words as well.

Luckily (?????), she’s an old pro at internet bodyshamers.

Actually we were focusing on the ridiculousness of the quote about him being a normal kid (despite all evidence to the contrary), but sure, let’s bring misplaced anger and sexist slurs into it.

Brings up really interesting nature vs. nurture questions. Like, I was capable of figuring out murder was bad long before I was 13, but how much of that is because I had good parents who would never want to kill someone?

Yeah, apart from dating a 13-year-old and conspiracy to commit a double homicide, he’s a really normal kid!

It sounds like you guys have a great, fair, supportive, strong relationship. Well done, and here’s hoping it continues that way.

This is my favorite story ever.

Nope.

Seems legit.

Donald Trump makes my brain hurt, and not in the good “Hmmm I’m really thinking hard here” way. In the “How is it possible to functionally say nothing and yet sound so fucking stupid?” way.

That makes sense, but I don’t think “Ex-Pageant Queen” is her occupation or official title. It’s just a thing she did once or twice.

It’s in the headline. It’s how she’s identified. It’s far more than a detail.

It gives me a lot of happiness that these two are still together and seem to be loving and close to their living children. So often stories that start out this horrific only lead to divorce and fucked up survivors.

Winning Mrs. Orange County is hardly comparable to a Nobel Prize.

I’m not clear how her participation in 2 pageants makes her a “pageant queen,” or why that is at all relevant to the awful awful charges against her.

I think a little hyperbole is allowed sometimes.

Agreed! I was like, I get you are trying to insult her right here but that doesn’t even make sense. How is Amber Rose somehow “worse” than Kim, in this fucked up paradigm where being sexy is bad?