I’m not offended for the Obamas, I doubt they give a shit.

New regular reading. Not sure why I didn’t stumble across this before, but I missed your voice from KSK a whole lot. Just sayin. Don’t make it weird.

My mouth, my choice.

Buffets have kind of a bad rep, because they tend to be cheaper than a plated dinner. But I think they lend a more convivial air, and it’s great way to incorporate fun food like sliders. Just depends on what kind of atmosphere you want.

Sooooo. . . we should NOT wear these bedazzled matching tracksuits, is what you’re saying?

I’m stealing “douche caboose”

From another event planner, one who works with big - HUGE - corporations, you speaketh the truth. It’s also always the rich people who expect ludicrous discounts. Because they’re so special, I guess. Actual conversation I had once:

I agree. I think inability to understand that what is true for oneself might not be true for everyone is one of the main causes of social conservatism.

Yeah, the problem is when they pick the first one at the expense of the second one. I have some conservative fiscal opinions, but I don’t think they’re more important than human rights.

Volcanic Perverts would be a great band name.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

This should be retitled “Employees Who Would Be Abjectly Terrible At These Or Any Other Jobs.”

I tend to think what you feel deep-down comes out through your actions, PARTICULARLY as you get older. So I’m taking the things they’ve written and said - at least as excerpted here - as evidence of their true feelings. I can’t imagine using such disgusting and dismissive language if they didn’t feel that way.

No. The issue here isn’t the “poor judgment” of saying these things on the internet. The issue is they deep-down feel that women - all women, not just the ones they hooked up with - are not fully human. Aren’t as important, as fully formed, as complex, as they are. It came out through the internet, but that’s just a…

This is so freaking sad. Dumb parents trying to do the right thing, and now a dead kid. It’s like the Darwin Awards backfired.

Of COURSE he had to work something in about people being envious of him.

Hmmm, not sure this qualifies as shade. Judge Kara??

I assume it’s a typo, but “manbabby” is my new favorite word.

This was exactly what I needed today. I’m still in bed, hungover as SHIT, but at least I’m not serving brunch to Bible thumpers!

“It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.”