Now I feel hungry and unfulfilled.

What are you cooking this week that you’re excited for or have cooked recently and was amazing?

Hello, This will be grey but here it goes.

Sorry, but driving to your ex’s house to fight her new bf smacks of thinking as if she belongs to you.

Tl;dr: Roommate L left vomit in her room and blamed the smell on left out feta cheese. Feta cheese should sue for defamation.

The children of the corn are confused.

My freshman roommate left red solo cups full of chewing tobacco spit all over the room, told me never to bring my “n****rs friends into this room ever again,” joked about being a member of the KKK, put Nair into my Pert Plus bottle because he didn’t like my Mohawk, and stole my AD/DC cd.

Her mother kissed her awake every day? 

My senior year I decided to get random roommates, because my friends lived a short walk away and, up to this point, I didn’t have people that were abjectly terrible people. So, I end up with three random kids - 2 juniors and 1 senior.

My first dorm roommate was a senior who was dating a junior at a local HS and wasn’t around very often, but I would have to leave when she would visit. He moved out after the first quarter (because who wants semesters) and for the next quarter, had the dorm to myself. Came back from spring break and new roommate was…

I used my roommates computer to check my email but didn’t pay any mind to the remember my password box that was checked.

I was the nightmare. Late one night my roommate was asleep, and I was receiving a way-too-much-teeth BJ. Due to that and the excessive alcohol intake it took me a while to finish, but I eventually did. She was apparently a spitter, so she politely went to go run out into the hall bathroom. Mind you, my room was pitch…

I had 3 roommates. Mega rich kid. 2 time Alabama Bass fishing Champion. And Tim. Mega rich kid once said, “The president doesn’t make that much money.” “$400,000 a year isn’t that much money?” I replied. (Here comes the quote of a lifetime) “Most people make more than $400,000 a year” - mega rich kid.

I started college in 2001, so Napster sort of rose (and fell) during my undergrad years. Relevant because, with it and P2P programs like Morpheus, Kazaa, et al it became free and relatively easy for any non-dolt to download whatever music your heart desired without, uh, paying. Four of us lived together for 2 years,…

Not me but a friend that was shy, overly sheltered, and very religious moved into his new dorm room at the beginning of his freshman year before meeting his new roommate. He has never even been on a date before nevermind ever having a girlfriend up to this point in his life. He wasn’t even allowed to go to PG-13…

Some friends and I rented a condo when we were in school (Myself (Male), my Friend (Male), and his best friend (Female, who didn’t go to school). It was a sweet condo, because the first floor was really big, and the basement was fixed and drywalled, and had a walk out patio (it was on a hill, whatever I’m sure you…

These all seem pretty lame. You should ask for military guys to do their worst barracks roommate stories. I’m sure you’d get some great ones.

Mine: Tell my roommate who was a really good friend at the time, “don’t drink all the booze, I’m broke and I’m bring this girl I like back to the barrack and she’s got a cute…

Had a new roommate for 1 semester back in ‘93. He was SUPER conservative and went to some Pentacostle church that preyed on lonley college kids (Charlotte, NC). He was a nice guy but being taken advantage of. Anyway, he did not believe in wearing shorts or watching TV (unless it was the news, educational or church…

I lived off campus in a house. I dated my college roommate. I later married my college roommate. I later had kids with my college roommate. I later divorced my college roommate. Horror Story? It’s a nightmare that never ends....

Had a roommate who was a nice enough guy, but hoo boy was he a terrible roommate. One day about a month into my freshman year I had a long day and really wanted to sleep in my own bed instead of the common area I had been regularly relegated to due to him and his girlfriend’s total lack of empathy for my desire to…