In other news, there’s a sale at Penny’s!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

Exclusive sneak preview of Trump at the next debate:

Dad joke lovers unite!

Finally, a pro athlete that this Deadspin commenter can relate to!

Thanks, Obama!

Fuck you, I laughed.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

If he really cared about America, he would share some of that totally-not-a-farce free education with those from his community.

If I had a superpower it would be to teleport people who say heinous shit from behind the comfort of comment boards to physically in front of the people or person they’re targeting with an audience watching.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

I was trying to think of something clever to say but fuck it. Good for Rose-Ivey and the others. The statements they got sent to them are the reason they need to kneel in the first place. Best of luck to them.

I will never not be uncomfortable with seeing “nig” in type. Like, I can take the whole word, but the contraction hits my ear even more worse. “Nig moderator”? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Yuge, irrelevant early morning rant below

Donald Trump just came out in favor of gun control! Oh, only black people’s guns. Never mind.

Counter-argument: ingrained sexism contributes far more to the closeness of the polls than Clinton’s own foibles.

Gary Johnson: Nowhere Man

Trump: It’s the End of the World as We Know It

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