Petrino involved in another instance of ‘pending charges’?

But also, that is exactly what happened to Pamela Anderson....a nobody spotted on a jumbotron.

I’m a Michigan fan, but I would almost certainly fuck every single Ohio State cheerleader, given the chance. Get your fucking priorities straight, man.

For a second I hoped it was ‘Clasicomano’

Yeah, basically fuck Nike.

I wouldn’t say ‘nobody’. There is a reason why she could afford courtside seats at Staples, and do the best Dougie in history.

C’mon you city slickers! BB’s and pellets are two completely different things! I thought we fixed this shit last Tuesday!

The fact that she is almost certainly a Trump supporter who splits her time between the swing states of Michigan and Florida should kill most of the boners on this site.

Those 8 months when Kate Upton was relevant seems like 10 years ago.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

I’ll be honest, I totally missed the fact that Verlander was great again this season, I thought he was still struggling

Did she ask for four Boilermakers?

Is this the face of a cheater?

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Came to make Tony Parker joke. I see the heavy lifting has been done already.

I haven’t seen a basketball player freak out from someone swallowing a frog since Brent Barry.

His complaint wasn’t that the crowd was quiet. His complaint was the poor attendance. Something like 13K tickets were sold but only 4K showed up. I’m not sure why he made it his business, but it was entertaining.

the team decided to bring in free-agent kickers for a tryout last week

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…