This is what we get when our legal system is completely devoid of morality.

So we should sit all of the guys we’ve never heard of and are probably on the waiver wire. Got it.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

If you don’t dislike Brian Windhorst, just picture him wearing a fedora. Problem solved.

Off topic but why does it say “Tampa Bay 2017"? Presumably the Bus are “Tampa Bay” because Tampa is a small city and all of the surrounding metro areas center around the Bay. But if you’re just listing a host city, it’s plain ‘ole Tampa....right?

My parent’s neighbor has a bald eagle nest in their yard. My mom used to shit a brick when she saw something as exciting as a woodpecker, but she never said anything about it until I pointed it out. “Oh yeah, the Olivers have a bald eagle, honey”.....like, no big deal.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

one in the ink, one in the stink

It was “unexpected.” I’d imagine we’ll get a cause soon.....most likely heart attack.

Hawaiian bread rolls. Period.