Off topic but why does it say “Tampa Bay 2017"? Presumably the Bus are “Tampa Bay” because Tampa is a small city and all of the surrounding metro areas center around the Bay. But if you’re just listing a host city, it’s plain ‘ole Tampa....right?

Finds out (the hard way) that adding ludicrous mode to a rocket ends badly

“If we can’t have the beams, we’ll give them the tubes. It’s a simple, one-for-one, beam-tube swap. For the sake of clarity, before I take questions, there will be no beams for they have become exploded by the villain Elon Musk who I hope to someday trap inside of a crystal prison. For now, it will just be tubes going…

My parent’s neighbor has a bald eagle nest in their yard. My mom used to shit a brick when she saw something as exciting as a woodpecker, but she never said anything about it until I pointed it out. “Oh yeah, the Olivers have a bald eagle, honey”.....like, no big deal.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

one in the ink, one in the stink

It was “unexpected.” I’d imagine we’ll get a cause soon.....most likely heart attack.

Hawaiian bread rolls. Period.