I’m not new around here, and the “article” was about three sentences, so of course he read it.

That’s fine and understandable. What really pissed me off was your infantile response to Joe Nabb’s very valid point. Don’t treat your readers like that or you won’t have any.

Seriously, fuck you.

Fresno, the Florida of California.

She should have ah-salted the water first....gets a couple degrees hotter, ya know.

Referring to him as “Ku Klux klan endoresed” is disingenuous at best. There were two candidates. Did you think they were going to endorse Hillary? Do you think he sought out their endorsement?

When they’re casting the stones? Fuck yes.

How deflating.

Question: when is the last time you wore this shirt?

Like Two Girls One Cup?

They also both command a dressing room quite well, so they have that in common too.

Drew’s dad?

Also, Drew Magary’s father.

Just because its Jarryd Hayne you have to make this a black and white issue?

No. Ed Norton.

Samsung is good for some hot phone action.

You’ll get stars because of your fanbase, but this is not your best work. Maybe the situation hits too close to home for your fantastical approach.

I hear she’s a tornado in the quack.

She must have disrespected him!

I though the entire point of minor league baseball was to name the teams some fucked up shit.