When your career is wrapping up and you pretty much suck, take the paycheck and head to FS1, the MLS of television.

Striking out a schmuck like Tebow isn’t going to do anything for the pitchers who are trying to get better and catch the eyes of big-league scouts.

Sounds like heaven.

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C’mon, work a skate in there man! It’s hockey!

How you got that out of the greys is a mystery.

I feel sorry for the basketball rims this man will encounter in the upcoming season.

It made me look at the rankings and realize that there are only about five really good players in the world.

“Well yeah, but Julian is a super nice guy, but......wait who are we talking about?”

Hunter Pence puts ketchup on the faces he eats.

Gas. Now liquid. I can’t wait to see how solid and plasma do him.

The Kaepernick thing for sure. I don’t feel too strongly about him and his protest either way, but it seems like everything is politicized to the umpteenth degree. so much of the coverage is focused on politics or concussions or domestic violence. JUT GIMME SOME DAMN FOOSBALL!!

No worries, I’m kidding. Low hanging fruit is public domain. Plus you went through the effort to word it properly.

joke stealer!

short jort

Still less angry than Burneko.

More like Stanley Cuff Champion. Amirite?

Everyone to hairplugs: Next time call us if you need help!

I know Johnny Football is trying to distance himself from alcohol, but he needs some lessons on how to do that.

vindication!