The only possible conspiracy that concerns me right now is the whereabouts of Rom Romberts.

I liken it to the mortgage crisis of 2008; if the government is handing out free money, you shouldn’t be arrested for getting in line.

I really can’t believe it took this long for the government to catch on to the for-profit school scheme. My roommate was an “adviser” at an online school and his job was purely sales. He told me about how the system worked with the Federal Aid, and I was like “Whoa! Enjoy it while it lasts because it won’t!”....that…

That’s a lot of cocaine suppositories!

“Tiffany: 8/10 would def smash”

-Dad

Jams went below the knee! They were between shorts and capris.

BRB

That was implied, but thanks for driving the point home for those who lack the tiniest bit of perception.

Welp, looks like a leaned me somethin’ today.

Cells don’t have a gender.

“Fuck these plants”

-Kid Rock, after leaning botany had nothing to do with butts

This is exactly what I want to happen.

How does that logic work?

Well, how about providing us with that exemption from the rulebook?

I’m going to buy you a thesaurus. Don’t worry, I’ll squeeze it into my budget.

No need to call me an asshole buddy. It is obvious you don’t know what the tax rate is at that income level. Keep your head up. You could catch the break you need some day.

If you make 175K your take-home is about 105K. Take 60k out for rent and you have $3750/month for EVERYTHING else, including healthcare, schooling, vacation, clothes, food, utilities etc. and there isn’t really anything left over. If you have a family like me you are downright poor.

Not a rookie.

Bananas for Simian? How original!