That’s a lot of cocaine suppositories!

“Tiffany: 8/10 would def smash”

-Dad

Jams went below the knee! They were between shorts and capris.

BRB

That was implied, but thanks for driving the point home for those who lack the tiniest bit of perception.

Welp, looks like a leaned me somethin’ today.

Cells don’t have a gender.

“Fuck these plants”

-Kid Rock, after leaning botany had nothing to do with butts

This is exactly what I want to happen.

How does that logic work?

Well, how about providing us with that exemption from the rulebook?

I’m going to buy you a thesaurus. Don’t worry, I’ll squeeze it into my budget.

No need to call me an asshole buddy. It is obvious you don’t know what the tax rate is at that income level. Keep your head up. You could catch the break you need some day.

If you make 175K your take-home is about 105K. Take 60k out for rent and you have $3750/month for EVERYTHING else, including healthcare, schooling, vacation, clothes, food, utilities etc. and there isn’t really anything left over. If you have a family like me you are downright poor.

Not a rookie.

Bananas for Simian? How original!

I think it’s a case of mistaken identity. Suspicion should be falling on Zach Mettenberger.

So we should sit all of the guys we’ve never heard of and are probably on the waiver wire. Got it.

If you don’t dislike Brian Windhorst, just picture him wearing a fedora. Problem solved.