I can’t help but think you don’t know the definitions of both physical and evidence. There was a shitload of physical evidence. There was no direct evidence, which is eyewitness testimony or a defendant’s confession. But no semi-stupid to smart killer is going to leave an eyewitness or confess. Perhaps that is where…

Yeah, thanks for that. It never occurred to me before. Sense of humor must have prevented me from seeing I could buy a man’s robe.

NPH is horrible, you should pounce.

I feel the opposite! Goopy is so over-the-top in her Goopness that I’ve sort of crossed the threshold and decided to go with it. I find NPH completely insufferable. I think it’s the same reason I dislike Anne Hathaway— it’s the “I want everyone to like me, and look, I can sing too!” thing.

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

His passion for cooking and eating good food is in his soul.

Totally. I used to shop there for work clothes. I’m tired of shelling out for silk shells with armholes so huge that I have to either wear a sweater or flash my clients with six inches of sideboob. And what’s up with the sheer blouses?

This is Bill’s ride

BROACHELLA

So Coachella is basically Burning Man for people who like amenities?

Yes.

“Rape happens here! Get your rape here! 10 cents a copy!”

I’ve often wondered how children survive between the time they stop being adorable and the time they start being bigger than we are.

I hated being a teenager and hated my fellow teenagers. I spent 95% of my free time in my bedroom with a shoe lodged under the door because I didn’t have a lock and my mother refused to “remember” to knock. I was so happy to turn 20 just for symbolism of no longer being a teen.

Can we cut the laser cat kid some slack, given he committed suicide earlier this year?

The two are usually not mutually exclusive.

It is scary that people can’t look at the crazy-eyed harpy and see her for what she is: a self-involved predator. That she’s been given this platform to continue her manipulation is sickening. This is the result of all the toxic narratives about romantic love that get crammed down our throats - people giving child…

Abuse is difficult to prove for so many complicated reasons, lack of reporting and stigma being significant ones. To my knowledge, there were reports of domestic disturbances at their home. I don’t doubt she has psychological issues to deal with.

“Catch them while they’re young and mold them into what you want, while putting them through enough trauma that they will be emotionally dependent on you” was my guess, but I prefer you succinctness.

Secret to making marriage work? What child rape?