The end is deer.

Cows, goats, and sheep love barn kittens as well.

The government seems like it used to be a fun place to work...

Man, I feel you. But like.....I kind of think it is? I don't mean to be needlessly gratuitous (most of the time), but if you asked me "is Microsoft really turning it around or is Microsoft really turning it the fuck around?" the answer is door number 2 no contest.

Actually, at that time—until the mid-80s and Cher, really—all the celebs just bought dresses off the rack and did their own makeup for the Oscars. (ETA: Occasionally, a costume designer they worked with would make something up for them—like in the Edith Head studio days.) Many of them talk about it—Meryl Streep, Jodie…

Was Mons Pubis at the Battle for Endor or Hoth? I get those confused sometimes.

I've tried to at parties but my wife glares at me every time.

The proper term is Lady Parts.

Enh, that battle is long lost. Outside of literary or scientific/medical circles, no one in regular conversation says "mons pubis" or vulva.

Well... I was there, and watched it in live first run. We'll have agree to disagree; in my humble opinion none of those comics can hold a candle to Sid and Imogen. Of course part of the reason was that they had Carl Reiner, Neal Simon, Larry Gelbart, Bill Persky, Sam Denoff, and Mel Brooks writing for them.

The first time you've ever read "Susan Sontag" in a sentence, perhaps?

Sorry, friend, but Sontag is has been cool forever.

Seriously? Sontag was cool as fuck.

You probably wouldn't like my kitchen TV then, which has a built-in DVD player. Works great on the small 19" wall mount without the need for a big black box sitting on the kitchen counter.

You win this round, Gadget!

WI.i..ma.m's business partner, specializing in stacksonstacksonstacks.

Yeah, worked really well in the Iron Age.

There is no amount of criticism to harsh for Mr. am. Not even remotely

What were his predictions on the future of human/pigeon relations?