Nerd, like feminist is so overused it is absolutely meaningless.

There is no contradiction. The contradiction you perceive is the reflection of your singleminded desire to be right.

It didn’t read as an attack so much as advice for:

I agree with you and thank you for putting this more eloquently than I could have. My GTF over it. Parents are adult human beings with their own complex inner lives. They are there to protect and ease you into adulthood, not be your emotional slave. I lost my father three years ago, so I have real experience here.…

All fastfood is disgusting and anyone that eats it should be deeply ashamed; except for Del Taco, cause that sh*t is crazy good!

Yes, my friends and I do nothing but by gifts. You are amazingly perceptive. Buying gifts, all day long. Flipping through Lilian Vernon catalogs and having lunch at Applebee’s with the gift cards we bought each other.

Or kind and sensitive friends that know you very well and surprise you with things you like, because they pay attention without having to be prompted, are generally thoughtful people with taste that doesn’t need to be policed.

Butter rinsed noodles. But I prefer Molly McButter

Everyone is so completely self absorbed I can’t imagine that anyone is being seen.

Gross attention whores.

Yeah she’s not a prepackaged piece of RT garbage at all.

Uhhh how about enjoying the moment?

All the advertisers need ample time for photo ops. I think I’ve seen 60,000 pictures of Paris Hilton and Kylie Jenner wearing some totally contrived outfit, looking like a teen hooker and an aging wannabe teen hooker. Coachella is THE worst.

I thought I was the only one. Making fun of a kid with disabilities would result in thorough ass kicking at home. NO birthday was optional. What is wrong with parents today?

Charter schools are essentially schools for kids whose parents think they’re too good for public school but can’t afford private schools, or their kids aren’t smart enough for private schools with standards. Seriously charter school parents are generally insufferable.

Newsflash, I have yet to see a charter school or homeschool group with a shortage of a-holes.

Having pets doesn’t make people better, it just means terrible people now have one more weapon in their arsenal.

Having children doesn’t make you a better person, it makes you a terrible person with terrible children.

Because as I’ve stated numerous times, its precisely these types of parents that make people without children think that people with children are insufferable. Having children doesn’t make you a better person. It makes you a terrible person with terrible children.

I thought only masturbating hurt Jesus. Boy do I feel rotten.