Parents like these are the #1 reason people without children find people with children insufferable.

Or SVU

Except that a lot of people in the NFL are murders and attempted murderers.

Because being a sociopathic, dumb, wife beater, murderer, criminal precludes an NFL career.

I’m not sure if it was clear now that I reread, but the process should take 15 minutes if you forgo the baking with bread crumbs. Also if you like a creamier cheese, you can add a splash of milk, but you want that to be room temperature so it doesn’t cool your hot pasta (I take mine out of the fridge and set aside…

No way. Boil your noodles drain (but don’t rinse) add teaspoon of butter, throw in a cup of shredded cheese (I like Havarti with a tiny bit of gruyere or sharp cheddar with a dash of gruyere) and stir. Eat as is or sprinkle a little more cheese on top with some bread crumbs and bake for about 15 minutes. Or add bacon…

So were Joan Crawford’s kids.

For the love of GOD! Macaroni and cheese is sooooo easy to make. Quit eating boxed garbage!

I do feel like it’s become a schtick with Paltrow

When will rich people finally STFU about how amazing their children are? Your child isn’t amazing, they’re just rich.

Why the hell would you need a man to shop from the men’s department? Just fu*ing buy it and use it.

They absolutely are

That goes triple for Levi’s

The quality has always sucked. J Crew was and is always the dumpy American Zara. Just because FLOTUS wore some of their clothes, people lost their fucking minds and were like “this shit is AMAZING!” It was always whatever and it’s still whatever, made in the same crappy factories as Banana Republic, the Gap and every…

That is a scary fucking van that looks more like something for a Blackwater assault mission than Scooby Doo. How tone deaf can one candidate be?

They're just so fragile. Though they are good for feet washing.

Hey girl, watch me turn water into wine.

Brosephs before hosephs, am I right?

Hey girl, how'd you like to study some scripture over a glass of wine?

If Christendom spent as much time practicing the teachings of Jesus as they do sexualizing him, the world would be a much better place.