My baby is totally on Paleo, but he needs it because of all the yoga and crossfit we do.

Right! Plutonium and Uranium are so natural and organic.

The most offensive part is just how dumb the show really is. It is truly awful.

But she's a nice white lady, so it's cool right?

Here, here! Spoken like a true Czarist Russian.

Guaranteed they will always try and hire people dumber than them. Sadly HR is mostly staffed by very, very dumb people and or very, very unhappy people.

If by masterpiece you mean a slightly less stinking pile of dog sh*t, then yes, let's go with masterpiece.

His movies are garbage. His poorly aging bro humor from the early 90s is so tiresome. The only thing that scares me more is the real possibility Andy Samberg might take his place when he dies.

Clearly a teaser campaign for a movie

What's weird is why he is acting like Florida Evans when James died.

I'm only too grateful that the lazy sham called sampling will finally be put to bed.

Her role as a trendsetter has.

That's because credit goes to Sir Hardy Amies, who is responsible for her looks and gowns, along with Sir Norman Hartnell. Queen Elizabeth didn't suffer from rich girl insecurity and gave credit where credit was due. She didn't pretend to just get up and rifle through her closet and throw on a few things. She…

Is it more Big Daddy Pollit, Blanche Du Bois, Tennesee Williams or Foghorn Leghorn?

"She thinks you bitches should all get a life, JK hugsies and you're all invited to my pajama party!"

I have a small alcoholic pomeranian that wears a Makers Mark Christmas sweater and likes to make passive aggressive comments, softened by manipulative compliments. He also refers to everyone as "she" when he drinks, which causes lots of eye rolling. There's a penguin with a Russian accent and a limp (the result of a…

I laughed so hard at this! You are the best mom/dad /transparent ever!

The sentiment may be cliche'd but that doesn't make it untrue. Humans are infinitely adaptive and times change. It just means that if your kids continue to be clueless in adolescents their classmates will spank and teach them or just grow tired of them and ostracize them. If you've kept them in a very small tank…

More good old fashioned unimaginative, American-terrible design.