The double glass panel and the rounded corners made them way more fragile than their predecessor and was the reason for the design change with 5. It was an awful design.

Her role as a trendsetter has.

This is the straight dude version of a double ended dildo.

All that glitters is not gold.

In the age of Normcore and Everlane, this seems like the exact wrong angle.

If I were running a tag and release program to study tech-douches, I'd use Apple watch as the tag. The first iphone really was revolutionary and changed personal communication. This is a shrunken phone, a novelty. A tiny screen limited capabilities and it looks stupid on your wrist. So many terrible tech ideas…

Glassholes will love Apple watches

No their target is people that don't want to believe they are every day men. Big difference. A man accustomed to luxury would likely buy a Rolex, if he needed one. A man accustomed to douchebaggery, braggadocio, or tiny penis syndrome, would likely buy one of these.

$40 at Swatch

Take off your fucking watch or I'll shoot you. It's pretty much that easy. Sure you probably won't forget your watch at your desk or dining table, but you'll likely be too lazy to take it off when you're out drinking or swimming.

They also said iphone 4 was amazing and it is probably the worst product ever designed.

That's because credit goes to Sir Hardy Amies, who is responsible for her looks and gowns, along with Sir Norman Hartnell. Queen Elizabeth didn't suffer from rich girl insecurity and gave credit where credit was due. She didn't pretend to just get up and rifle through her closet and throw on a few things. She…

Is it more Big Daddy Pollit, Blanche Du Bois, Tennesee Williams or Foghorn Leghorn?

"She thinks you bitches should all get a life, JK hugsies and you're all invited to my pajama party!"

I have a small alcoholic pomeranian that wears a Makers Mark Christmas sweater and likes to make passive aggressive comments, softened by manipulative compliments. He also refers to everyone as "she" when he drinks, which causes lots of eye rolling. There's a penguin with a Russian accent and a limp (the result of a…

I laughed so hard at this! You are the best mom/dad /transparent ever!

The sentiment may be cliche'd but that doesn't make it untrue. Humans are infinitely adaptive and times change. It just means that if your kids continue to be clueless in adolescents their classmates will spank and teach them or just grow tired of them and ostracize them. If you've kept them in a very small tank…

Drugs and hookers don't seem like the most ineffective PR campaign the CIA has ever mounted.

It's for abortion / contraception. This is literally the morning after pill c. 1919

OK, you do realize this was meant as a thinly veiled recommendation for birth control / abortions, right?