Start the dryer when you get close? How do you get clothes into the dryer? That makes no sense for a number of reasons.

The problem with the smartphone is there are all these power cases. So I thought "How are we going to power the device?' We're always going to run into this wall of people wanting more power. Why can't we have jackets that power the device? Why can't you WEAR power? Holy, whaat—pow-wear. We need to do pow-wear, cause…

Is this really called Puls? It reads like Puss or a misspelled version of Pills or Pulls. It looks like a misprint. Who is the fuckwit that was like, "you know what would be innovative? If we just dropped the "e" yo!"

I want to you hug you both.

They're called idiots.

3 year olds have a vast imagination. This guy is barely literate.

I was at a dinner recently in which the head of PR and development for an electronics manufacturer was going on about how he wished he could sign Will I. Am for his company. I asked, "why, because everyone I know thinks he has the WORST product ideas and design aesthetic." He answered that it didn't matter because…

If a guy only makes pots, he would starve to death. If a farmer only farmed, he wouldn't have any tools to make his work more efficient and would probably live a very short life on a starvation diet. Farmers need toolmakers, toolmakers need food. People need dishes and transportation and washing machines to prevent…

Turning a profit is a nice benefit, and even maximizing profit isn't a bad thing, it's efficiency and business owners clearly deserve some dough for the time and effort of organizing and managing; but treating people like disposable garbage is really really bad. That is something that seems painfully obvious, but…

To provide services, needs and resources for their community while providing a simple, organized, efficient method of distributing labor (and goods).

At no point does it have anything to do with being a greedy fuck, that's just something people added to assuage their guilt at being pricks with no sense of…

Thank you for raging! Magma hot bile was rising up into my duodenum when I read your response and I thanked the Universe that critical thinking exists. I would have thrown psychopathic in there for good measure though.

UNIONS

There are problems at nearly every game, mostly in the parking lots, but often in the bathrooms, like Disneyland, people tend to be declared dead at the hospital rather than the arena. There are at least three recent high profile cases of fans being killed or paralyzed due to altercations at games. Not everyone that…

The NFL is a 1000% violent capitalist endeavor. What do people expect them to do? Assign a counselor to everyone that attends a game? It is a celebration of extreme violence on the field for which participants are payed millions. People are stabbed, murdered, beaten and raped at their events on a regular basis. If…

TMYK

Not at all. It's the indentation that makes this work. The pins / prongs are incidental.

I have several inconveniently located plug ins that I have to feel for. I will end up dying of electrical shock or losing my possessions due to a misaligned plug, so this would actually be helpful.

Pay attention to me. I SAID PAY ATTENTION TO ME! WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME. SIR, PAY ATTENTION, MA'AM PAY ATTENTION. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? I DON'T THINK YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION, cause I'm not like everybody else, right. Oh god, I'm not like everybody else right? I'm different right. OH GOD,…

Conchita in Spanish is a diminutive. It might have meant something to your bus boys, but in Spanish at large it doesn't mean anything other than a diminutive of Concepcion?

That is what a real role model looks like.