You sir, are a wit and I share your sense of ironic shockrage. It is true that they have done some terrible things, but like France, Germany, England, Russia, Japan and the U.S. the UCC does exist and it is possible that they have learned from their mistakes. The inquisition was like 400 years ago or something. …

He did, he was like, I'm not saying there are lots of types of birth control, but there are lots of types of birth control. Besides, Catholics could always use condoms, they just had to confess. It seems silly, but the church is big on protocol.

The Catholic church has been withering on the vine for years, socially and economically. Aside from Opus Dei zealots, most Catholics are thinking it's about goddam time!

Thank you, and God Jehovah bless you.

I agree with you on this. I spent many a Wednesday at CCD and I am shocked at this statement.

His advice was essentially don't ask don't tell.

OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS MAN!

I think they make sex feet for inserting, but you jam the whole damn thing up there, so this would work fine in that case.

Everyone realizes this is a TV show right? I think everyone is clear on the fact that a TV show is no place to get help for personal or health problems. TV Shows are FOR PROFIT ENTERTAINMENT. Nothing else, not to help you, not to help the audience, they are there to make money. You know what is helpful? Universal…

I would like to believe that, but there are plenty of Daisy Buchanans out there, completely unaware that they've done anything wrong. If you've spent your whole life being manipulative and hurtful, you'll most likely keep doing it. (See the article about adult children that don't speak to their parents).

Do all Gawker readers have issues with their parents? I think so.

Interestingly enough, also the title of J Lo's next album.

but sex toys? Where are you going with this?

People should really try and make their own at home.

I'm still waiting for the funny bit.

If you are an adult and do not already know where to get sex toys, then you probably aren't asking the right questions at Bible study.

God, I will never secretly use my hosts toothbrush again. Thanks a lot.

Only the lord Jesus Christ can judge you.

Mother May I Sleep With Danger is by far the BEST movie of that genre. It is the Schindler's List of of bad TV movies for women.

Think of all the aging D list women and former child actors that will be out of work. Thanks Obama.