I work freelance so I get new bosses and work in new offices basically every other month. This particular month I was stuck with a person in what was basically a closet with one large U-shaped desk running around the back and one door. If you were facing it from the doorway I was sitting on the right part of the U and…

Four years ago, a woman garnered millions more votes in this country.

“and killing off a good percentage of us would do the world”

He’s just a god-level idiot. How this guy manages not to kill himself on stairs each day is a continuing mystery.

Hot take: Davidson’s public apology to Dan Crenshaw legitimized a very dangerous man. I wish he hadn’t backed down, because in the end Crenshaw does indeed look like a hitman in a porno movie.

Thanks for this write-up. I turned on the special last weekend because I had an hour to kill, but didn’t expect much. I was pleasantly surprised at his storytelling ability, like you said. That opener about Louis CK was fantastic, and he handed the Ariana stuff considerately IMO.

NOT INTERESTING, really, but this is an increasing issue within IP law. Brands wanting to trademark the feeeeeeling you get when you walk into their stores is becoming more and more of a thing. There is something intangible in the way you can walk into certain stores and restaurants and know that they are part of the…

What will it take for people to wash their hands of him once and for all? When Dylan was a child, it was easier to shrug off her accusations as the possibly vindictive yarn of her scorned, manipulative mother. It was easier to know maintain ignorance of the full story because information was not as accessible as it is…

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I haven’t seen that, but the “... T has taken over the entire movement.” line is so hideously stupid and also ignores major aspects of queer history where trans activists, especially people of color, were thrown under the bus as quickly as possible by white gay men so that they could get a little ground. And now what…

Dr. David Schneider, during a panel on the “ills of socialized medicine,” claiming that “socialized medicine killed Princess Diana.” Schneider added, “Princess Diana would have lived had that accident happened in America.”

Just cancel the whole dang thing. You know for the dogs.

Lady MAGA, a drag queen and gay man named Ryan who told me that the LGBT movement is “dangerously pushing transgenderism on children.” adding, “I feel that the T has taken over the entire movement.”

Doesn’t look good, but let’s be honest, if he really wanted to hurt them, he would’ve called the cops on them.

Or, since Puerto Rico is a part of the USA, perhaps he married for his Green Card?

I guess he could’ve overstayed a travel or educational visa.

This whole section basically lines out why this is total bullshit:

Good on her father for not “cutting the line.” What the fuck was he going to do, swim all the way from Ireland and beat a plane full of legal immigrants to the punch? For fuck’s sake, there’s just not a living brain cell among any of that family or any of its followers, is there?

I don’t want to spoil too much, but if you stay through the credits it’s revealed the “authorities” chasing her work for William Stryker, who’s desperately trying to find somebody to replace his previous Weapon X test subject.