In 6th grade, I had a small party with a few friends at a skating rink. It wasn’t like a “party”, we just got dropped off to go skating and none of our parents stayed.

My worst was my 6th. It was my first year in school and so the first one where a bunch of kids were invited. And a lot of kids showed up. Sounds good, right? Problem was my alcoholic mother was in no way equipped to deal with a houseful of little kids and parents she didn’t know. So she was taking frequent trips to…

Last year on my birthday, after a lovely dinner at a fancy restaurant, I had a heart attack on my way out the door; ended up flat on my face on a Beverly Hills sidewalk. Worst. Birthday. Ever.

“arguing that ‘there’s no room for differing opinions if you’re in the Democratic Party.’”

When I was growing up, summer meetings of the Boy Scout troop were kinda slow. Usually only two or three kids. One summer evening, the church had stocked all their donated clothes in one of the rooms off from the hall where we held meetings. I and my fellow scouts took one look at all the fabulous 80s fashion hanging…

A few weeks ago there was supposed to be a drag queen story hour at the library in my town. They had to shut it down because of the sheer volume of threats from the public. There are a LOT of guns around here, so you have to take that stuff literally deadly serious. I know of at least 4 kids that were fairly upset by…

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

I’m so fucking ready for this game. I’ll call the girlfriend to spend saturday night playing this on a dark room. It’s gonna be awesome.

Science teacher at a fundamentalist Christian school?

Is there a more pointless job than being an art teacher at a fundamentalist christian school?

Watching his Town Hall lastnight was wild. Everything he says, even his facial expressions and hand movements, sounds and looks 100% manufactured in a goddamn lab.

Amie Harwick. Her name was Amie Harwick.

What kills me is how these assholes get away with it time and time again because even if they’re arrested and charged they can’t be convicted unless there are witnesses but the victim rarely testifies because she’s too scared and/or in love with her abuser, and friends and family can only do so much. And this is a…