i think emma stone won tonight because the golden globes split best actress into comedy/musical and drama, while the oscars do not. the drama category is STACKED. she’s not getting an oscar for la la land.

can i get average ages for everyone who’s VIB rouge here? i’ve been rouge since 2015, i’m 20, and none of my friends are even close to VIB. i feel like the friend in 6th grade whose mom already lets her wear real bras and use *gasp* eyeliner

i love seeing that shit like “diversity = white genocide!!!!” just because like... you people clearly don’t know what the fuck a genocide is

i thought the kids were scientologists and disconnected from her?

remember when he was obsessed with nicki minaj? pepperidge farm remembers

if she were 20 years old she’d be one of those girls who, upon finding out i am bi, are like “omg i like wish i liked girls, you know what i mean? girls are just so much BETTER but i guess i’m stuck with boys hahaha BLECH hahaha you’re so lucky!”

he’s like that doctor on SVU who cuts off women’s legs because he thinks it makes them sexier

i’m really really really really really hoping that the child endangerment charge keeps that from happening

i think its because (a) this was an assault not in the original books, only made up for the show (b) during her assault, the camera was focused entirely on theon - completely ignoring sansa’s horrific pain in favor of the pain it was causing someone else (c) this was apparently something d&d had planned since season…

okay but consider this... all three lyon kids are daughters

can we at least all agree that those weird facebook promo videos and promo pictures are just so hilariously awkward in a way i can’t put my finger on?

yet ANOTHER movie where the romantic leads look like siblings

remember when someone was stealing and shipping human bones? good times.

THE GAYS WIN AGAIN

someone just tell me what the last four words are please, i’m drowning in essays

hoooooooooomygod i would die if i could snag an invite to remy ma’s thanksgiving

haha

i feel like this is definitely meant to be read as “melania and barron are barely around the donald and are their own separate little family who occasionally pays homage to The Grand Orange”

you’re not the only one! they look like twins!!

for the love of god.