don’t insult warthogs like this. the warthog is an excellent and reliable vehicle for marines in space.

i’m still in therapy working out my parents’ very sudden divorce and my newfound ~daddy issues~ and i have to see the ads for this show on all the bus stops around campus and i just wish it would go away, honestly.

imagine being a grown-ass adult planning to cut your 8-year old half sister out of your father’s will

not to be that bitch but i wish my parents’ divorce was this ~light-hearted and whacky~

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

jesus fucking christ i’ve seen him at parties

stories like this remind me that i got a browser extension that changes pro-life to anti-choice and its the best decision i’ve ever made

question - do we think ian mckellan would be petty enough to officiate EVERY OTHER WEDDING that asks him to officiate as gandalf? my money is on yes

This is a “thing” southern pageant/sorority types do now. Heaven forbid they focus on their kinesiology public relations communications and marketing early childhood education psychology studies.

synced google calendars are pretty sexy

“breast milk popsicles”

i was going to make a joke that since i’m a usc student i might have a little more clout about the coliseum than the average LA citizen but then i remembered this school doesn’t give two fucks about its students ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

holy fuck i wish the coliseum still had that color scheme

i made my prom dress based on a vintage pattern! that was wild.

shocked. astonished. utterly surprised. I’m gobsmacked. I need a chair.

I am Latina, and I have found that a lot of guys still expect blind adoration, even not when it’s earned.

“to the people who are thirsty for rami but dont wanna skim past the episodes of this shitty show: this is for you guys”

he has a hot twin and was a hot egyptian mummy/pharoah in night at the museum and i’ll be in my bunk

BINCH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

omg where’s that clip where he flirts with jackson rathbone because that one’s ADORABLE