this might blow your mind, but college freshmen exist

your mom sounds incredible and i would like first dibs on writing the movie about her life

i literally have beers with my dad and wine with my mom but they’re both super hardcore WEED IS BAD WEED IS SO FUCKING BAD YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING DRUGS

this is an amazing article and i love when jez writers are sent to conventions but i’m still stuck at the fact that only 6% of the population are like... regular pot users

a friend of mine once said that shia is naturally the weird art dude that franco tries so hard to be

who said I took it for granted? who said I didn’t recognize the struggles that have been fought before? I did and I do, and I said that, BUT you cannot act like this elevates you to a higher position and your word is authority and law.

this is... exactly... what i’m saying...

the lip kits just wear out wayyyyy too fast on the inner lip. jeffree star is rock solid. i wear balm and primer underneath because they’re definitely on the drier side of the spectrum, but they don’t budge once they dry. i wear them to concerts and on-air.

the gap between younger and older feminists will continue to widen as long as older feminists belittle the younger. period. you cannot paint your successors as uneducated and easily swayed.

i get the angle of “we’re goddamn professionals, be professional and make a good product”

listen, finals can get really stressful

perhaps i will lead the trend of college students who use alcohol bottles to work out

if you ran for president like “yeah i’ve done some slutty shit, what’re YOU gonna do about it? huh?? PUNK???” i would 100% vote for you

LMAOOOOOOOOO she’s an icon

probably around the same time “hooking up” meant everything from some sloppy french kissing at a party to trying out weird sex tips from cosmo

there’s a club here in LA called Club 90s and they do - you guessed it - 90s nights

let me tell you about this weird dream that still baffles me

that’s so grown-up and honestly really adorable

THAT’S TRUE LOVE RIGHT THERE

the most romantic thing someone could ever do for me when proposing marriage would be paying off my student loans