i hope they have the happiest healthiest longest marriage

you lucky duck, i was alternating between killing someone or killing myself starting in like 6th grade

someone’s desperate to stay relevant

tyga is playing a frat party at my school this weekend

i am a wee babe

let me tell you how many casting notices i’ve seen that specify white/caucasian only

i love my people.

wow man you’re so edgy and cool what’d you have to do to get a username like that

I was born with a full head of hair too, I didn’t realize it was a big deal???

tell your friend that my 19 year old college classmate who’s a massive comic book fan hated this movie more than anything he’s hated before

its been many moons since i saw a logan lerman gif around here

selling your organs, closely followed by selling your eggs

your friendly neighborhood screenwriting student thanks you for this

not to be outdone by kylie’s “realizing things and just realizing stuff,” kendall too decided to offer her rich kid advice

i’m dressing as the thirst lady for halloween

i was in jeans so it was relatively quick but if i had been in a high waisted skirt and spanx, lord help me, that takes TIME

because i have a vagina and things are difficult i had my friend hold my wrists as i squatted over a ditch.

it would absolutely be hate sex

I took a class focused exclusively on the works of nora ephron which was honestly such a wonderful semester