no!!!!!

it sounds like i’m at your alma mater?

okay... this sounds fake but okay

“what are you looking for in a guy?”

because eve ate the apple, of course. duh. don’t you know we all have to suffer before we go to heaven??? /s

new driver here, genuine question - what’s the point of neutral other than to go through automated car washes?

let me know when we’re facing a shortage of $10 vodka and then i’ll start getting concerned

the villain passes himself off as a prophet who leads a city against the sin of america

i recognize the thumbnail is weird but i feel like this is basically what was screamed at you

re: proposal - I saw a proposal get rejected on stage at a concert and it was the most beautiful trainwreck I’ve had to privilege to witness

he looks like a frat guy i punched in the face

ooooooooooooof i feel the loud neighbor struggles. i’m in a school apartment with notoriously thin walls - earlier it was nice, i think one of my neighbors is a voice major because i heard some AMAZING vocals for an hour

best of luck with everything!!

I did a lot of very basic sewing and crochet with my grandmas when I was little - I always made stuff for my dolls

i was literally alone in my apartment and as soon as the company sang “eliza” i burst into tears

it’s amazing enough for me to listen to on repeat, which, for me, means A LOT

we were all pretty bitter re: lack of full frontal but then we were all screaming about how happy we were for jenna dewan-tatum and sofia vergara

not at all!!!

go stage door! we’re all supporting you!! i am living vicariously through you!!!

i bought my first eyeshadow palette and eyeshadow brush set!! i am mostly a lipstick person so now i’m making some ~bold strokes~ when it comes to experimenting with makeup