how are the kids dancing now

guys I drank an entire bottle of red wine last night and watched magic mike XXL on the big screen with like ten other girls in my major

you’re my hero

my jaw literally dropped at that last quote

ooh lets make this an opportunity to talk about high rise

you misspelled “george clooney,” it’s spelled “oscar isaac”

don’t forget their puberty book!! the best damn puberty book around.

i don’t suspect midlife crises - my mom reassured me that they’ll always be there for me - but they’ll both be moving and so i’m losing my home, plus the fact that i’m 350 miles away while this is all happening, so it’s not a constant stream of “oh right this is happening” - its just a solid gut punch every now and…

oof yay breakdowns. yeah i cried for a bit and then i cried on the phone with my mom and then i cried by myself and then there’s chaos amongst my friends here at school, the kind of chaos where i’m like WE’RE ONLY 19!!! WHY ARE WE SO BROKEN so that was even more to cry about

my parents are divorcing after 25 years of marriage

I use the same username everywhere so it’s inevitable but i think not many of my friends are kinja people so its all good

look at those lil paws oh goodness

not even to mention the triple identity breakdown i get as a millennial latina feminist - who should i vote for as a woman? as a brown woman? as a young brown woman?

i want you to imagine 18-22 year old men who are living breathing versions of that quote and that’s what going to film school is like

you know what else is an irreversible decision??? HAVING A BABY

you are absolutely 120% true

holy nuts that would be superb

I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR YOU WE ARE ALL WITH YOU IN SPIRIT

i’m like 52% sure we can somehow blame taylor swift for this

if you think this changes anything about the fact that i would let him ram me until he broke my hip