PLEASE DO NOT

I read it and within the hour 3 of my friends had sent it to me. it’s helping me understand a lot about myself and my own really really shitty relationship/general interaction with dudes experience.

I honestly started crying this makes me so happy oh god

I like what they were trying to do and in my dream world, I get to go back and remake them

hello puppy!! hello!! BE MY FRIEND

THE BLOOD OATH HAS BEEN MADE. WE ARE BONDED FOREVER.

I am fully in support of Ren being the “villain turns into awkward friend” trope

oh my god that last one is my grandma’s favorite video ever

the funny thing is, someone actually did do that. it’s called “the phantom edit” on youtube. its around 2 1/2 hours.

I’ll only download cortana if I can get her to call me “master chief” the same way siri calls me “commander shepard”

my family does prime rib for new years because we do tamales for christmas.

we have a garbage disposal but we don’t have a dishwasher so there tends to be a lot of fighting about dishes that I cook on our nice gas stove

I FINALLY HAVE A PICTURE FOR ONE OF THESE

...I killed a cactus once and my roommates still haven’t let that shit go...

i just request that my ashes are launched into space and everyone is turnt AF at my memorial service

and one popped up at USCB too!

it looks like they had so much fun and it was so beautiful and ugh when will she be my cool tia

all of you - I’m your new mom. you are wonderful and here is your favorite food and your bedtime is never.

“sleepytime” is the only reason I haven’t had a breakdown this semester

god I can’t wait to take shots to this