NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again - shia is naturally the weird performance artist that james franco tries so hard to be

and carrie fisher is debbie reynolds’ daughter!!

I’m thinking johnny depp circa nightmare on elm street because of that goddamn crop top. goddamn. bring those back.

I’ve always hated houses with that spiral staircase because this girl i knew in middle school had one and her mom’s dogs would shit under there all the time and the one time i went to visit, i wanted to die

I’m starting to wonder now if this kind of thing happens because of the whole “women are taken less seriously by doctors” thing

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

the line about her laughing and giggling made me tear up oh man

I was woken up at 3 AM by texts in the group chat from my friends who went to see it. complete and utter disappointment expressed by the lot of them

THANK YOU I’VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOR YEARS TO PAINT YOUR DAMN NAILS BEFORE BED

I can confirm that Syndicate is dope and you are making an excellent decision. I almost got an F on an essay when my review copy came in but it was WORTH IT

you are a wonderful human for including the recipe. my roommates and I thank you for our upcoming feast.

I had my tio’s moonshine at a family party (what a sketchy sentence). made with apple and cinnamon. tasted like liquid apple pie.

I saw the original tweet when I checked my phone at work and thought “oh man this is gonna be great. someone’s gonna pitch a fit.”

string lights. nothing but string lights.

I’m willing to bet there’s a story that prompted the original post that is worthy of BCO

this gives me hope re: finding someone to be a giant video game nerd with for at least a solid chunk of time

i write everything on legal pads, but that’s because i played my drama teacher - who was known for her legal pads - in a skit my senior year of high school and you could only buy the damn things in bulk

i know this is off-topic but that picture sums up my entire sexual experience in college thus far

it’s just my damn lips and the soles of my feet. everything else is still somewhat Soft and Youthful.