dominatrix by jeffree star cosmetics is a really lovely chocolate brown! and its a liquid-to-matte that lasts 4eva

this was my first red lipstick and is still my fave, i’ve literally been wearing it all week

“unicorn blood” by jeffree star cosmetics. shit does NOT budge

use code “thanksbabe” for $5 off

this kind of shit is made by women with “i want to speak to your manager” haircuts

i prefer to believe that GdT is down to nerd out about pacific rim whenever, wherever, with whoever

you know how boys start whacking it around 10-11? girls gotta start whacking it earlier too (cause isn’t like the average age when women start masturbating like early 20s?).

we made it, what, 239 years? not a bad run.

i made a giant pot of meat sauce which was thrilling and delicious

it truly honestly fucking baffles me that it was such a massive struggle for you to install not one but two xboxes in what i presume is your nice house filled with loving family while it was a breeze for me in my piece of shit college apartment where i’m passive-aggressively fighting 2 of my 3 roommates

between this and the math department, my friends at berkeley have a lot to be mad about

“not specifically targeting black people”

I wonder why that is?

i couldn’t imagine a headline any worse if i tried

your username is very suspicious as to your intentions but i can tell you firsthand that as a usc student, a lot of us want him gone

if your hair really looks like that, that’s insanely cool and I’m so jealous.

IT WAS HIM???

i’m way too devastated about this

the ATO chapter at my school was closed the fall of my freshman year for - you guessed it! - multiple reports of rape

I made my mom’s cabbage! i’ve been very homesick this year (sophomore year of college) but now that i have an apartment with a functioning kitchen i can make it a little better :’)