holy shit i’m gonna cry

I’ve been a giants fan for almost 6 years now and I don’t recall ever hearing bochy laugh but I hope he sounds like ron swanson.

but glitter nail polish is so spectacularly fucking awful to take off

my parents invited like ~600 people to their wedding and 800 showed up

oh yeah totally - I completely missed the first bit of your statement, sorry! any mention of komen just puts me into a white hot flaming rage

I don’t think komen even does that though

yeah, I totally blot my 5 slices of drunk pizza in a row because I’m really trying to save calories

while that’s probably true, I can’t fucking stand peas

i made this weird thing last night where I tossed two cans of tomatoes into a pan, added dried oregano basil and rosemary, salt and pepper, and then mixed it with chicken and penne

okay... but like... recipe, please? :) <3

you gotta toss it slowwwwwww and gentle

there seems to be very little overlap between jezebel readers and rooster teeth fans so i’ll just leave this here

you and I might be the same hair type (I’m still having trouble pinning down my curl type) i’m currently using devacurl low-poo but I know that it’s pricey so I will also recommend shea moisture - in particular the coconut & hibiscus products

I’ve never gotten a dry cut in my life, my hair’s always wet when cut and still looks fabulous dry

“why are you prosecuting me for shit-talking muslims when you should be prosecuting the muslims for being muslims???”

ETA 2: LMAO NVM SHE’S BATSHIT

I worked at costco over the summer

i officially love kelly ayotte.

i love GTA because i get to blow shit up as stress relief and my avatar is the hottest bitch you’ve ever seen.

i wiped out humanity with “your mom”