mine are pretty tame but here we go

bounce a quarter off dem cheeks

all of these are being framed on my wall along with gina rodriguez’s people español cover

this is literally my #1 nightmare from pitching middle-school softball

professional frats are actually co-ed!

I think when my friend put a password on her tumblr, you could only follow her after that if you had the password. so like, if you’re already following the blog, you’re okay, but if you want to follow or even look at the page after the password is enabled, you need to request it.

I will slightly disagree with you - yes, social frats and sororities need to get their shit together and fuck off

you can put a password on a tumblr, i don’t know about twitter.

student filmmakers with a drone camera make a killing at greek schools. they’re always filming frat parties.

my boyfriend tyler posey just wants to keep things on the down low for now

is that really what your hip-leg connection looks like when you’re skinny

I’m a medium in men’s, for white v-necks I bought a pack of hanes and I like them a lot (I’m wearing one now)

i started buying men’s white v-necks from target a year ago and have never looked back

START SELLING PLUS SIZES!!! START SELLING PLUS SIZES I SWEAR TO GOD PLUS SIZES WILL SAVE YOUR COMPANY

i cried once and my sister won’t drop it

this doesn’t fucking shock me at all because i remember how casually racist a good chunk of the fandom became when fall out boy announced the tour with wiz khalifa

nooooo i’m 19 and fall out boy is my fave

the first time i got my eyebrows threaded, i was on my period and i swear to god it was like my hairs were rooted in my ass. it was awful.

she doesn’t go all the way in but like right at the edge and i’m like, this is it. this is how i die.

i ended up watching the finale last night because the cat crawled on my lap during john oliver and i couldn’t move