I’m a medium in men’s, for white v-necks I bought a pack of hanes and I like them a lot (I’m wearing one now)

i started buying men’s white v-necks from target a year ago and have never looked back

START SELLING PLUS SIZES!!! START SELLING PLUS SIZES I SWEAR TO GOD PLUS SIZES WILL SAVE YOUR COMPANY

i cried once and my sister won’t drop it

this doesn’t fucking shock me at all because i remember how casually racist a good chunk of the fandom became when fall out boy announced the tour with wiz khalifa

nooooo i’m 19 and fall out boy is my fave

the first time i got my eyebrows threaded, i was on my period and i swear to god it was like my hairs were rooted in my ass. it was awful.

OR PUT A CASE ON YOUR DAMN PHONE

she doesn’t go all the way in but like right at the edge and i’m like, this is it. this is how i die.

i ended up watching the finale last night because the cat crawled on my lap during john oliver and i couldn’t move

where’s the option for “have the hairs on my upper lip ripped out with a cotton thread and nearly cry when they go all the way up to the edge of my nose”

i will gently disagree with you on 23 and 48.

when family members refer to my hair as the “Mexi-fro” i gently remind them to knock that shit off and use its one true name, The Beast.

“why is it okay for black people to straighten their hair but white people can’t wear afros?? i don’t get mad when the blacks straighten their hair!! we all need to stop being so easily offended!! one race!! the human race!!”

i wanted one for my birthday but noooooooo apparently they’re only in mexicoooo and noooo we can’t drive down to tijuana to buy you a stupid pinataaaaaaaa

i read a comment where someone interpreted the obama comment as “yeah i could totally wipe my ass with the constitution and be president again but unlike certain people in your history i’m actually respecting the laws of democracy and stepping down at the end of my allowed term”

oh i feel this. before we got the blu-ray, the family netflix was on my xbox and my mom had absolutely no clue how to work it.

mac, sephora, CLINIQUE, colour pop, and i’m slowly loving anastasia beverly hills and jeffree star cosmetics

oh my god i came here to post about that!! my nana used to love the coty brand lipstick too - when she couldn’t find it anymore, she was devastated

i’m taking your advice. i’m making a screwdriver.