TOM AND I STILL HAVE A CHANCE

i chase vodka with beer and eat chinese food at 2 in the morning, where the hell is my lifestyle site

i don’t buy as many books now because i’m in college and now all i have time to read is course-assigned stuff

I KNEW IT

with this whole thing, am I the only one who thought mama nicki was talking about miley cyrus and her win for wrecking ball last year, before tswift butted in?

my mother calls them “corpse lips”

they completely 150% shot the premise in the face when they cast cara delevingne.

my cat brought me a spider once and I practically hit the ceiling so now I think he knows not to bring me “real” hunts

my cat brings me his little stuffed toy mice as I sit on the couch with the xbox, shooting aliens. i appreciate the gesture. it’s like he’s bringing me snacks.

*hits my chest with my fist and makes a peace sign to indicate that we are still Bros*

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

I love non-mainstream history (the best way I can think of putting it) and this was a very well-written piece! be free, nerd out 5eva <3

i cannot BELIEVE that this completely ignored the normandy SR-1 and SR-2.

dude wtf no i posted first

is that... is that really all you’re taking from this

it’s worth including kate beaton’s excellent comic on the life of ida b. wells

oh yeah, i found them through their covers. i rap along to their cover of “look at me now” for breath control practice. also to feel cool for .5 seconds.

i tend to listen to their original music when extremely intoxicated and just wanna daaaaaaaaance

YIKES THEY’RE MARRIED WHICH MAKES IT SLIGHTLY WORSE

if amandla did an auction for charity where the winning bid gets a conversation over coffee, I would sell my kidney.