did you seriously just call zendaya and amandla vapid? do you just automatically assume that anyone under the age of 30 is an idiot?

i remember knowing about ring avulsion and de-gloving because i, like many Youth, heard about freak accidents at space mountain when people raised their hands during the ride and got their rings snagged

eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

remember the SAT was re-designed because girls were scoring higher than boys

I can’t be the only one who remembers this movie

hooo boy that was worth the glares from old people in this airport

nicki... nicki likes her steak WELL DONE?

i feel like every damn day texas does something that makes me grateful that we lost that fight

I read that as “THE REVEREND BLACK OBAMA” and it took me at least a minute to realize I was wrong

that’s reggaeton for ya, tbh.

tbh that’s reggaeton for ya

the wildest thing I’ve found in my family tree is that my great-grandfather (my dad’s dad’s dad) had a family here in the US and a family in mexico. but once i get to the great-grandparent mark everything starts to dry up, ranchers in mexico didn’t keep very good records which SUCKS, I wish I could go all the way back…

every time i hear about obscenely rich shit like that, i just kinda mutter “goals” to myself

I went to the taping here in SF when amy tan was the guest and it’s one of the highlights of my very short life thus far

in related news, uniqlo is fucking awesome.

that character was based on me.

i just bought the 1946 red velvet one because it’s what hayley atwell wears as agent carter and it has honestly changed my life for the better.

this makes me kind of sad. “but miss america, why does that make you sad?” well i am currently home for the summer after my first year of college and my cat barely acknowledges my existence. i’ve been back for almost a month now. he’s always hanging out with my sister and he’s the biggest fucking chipilon for my…

i wanna be lil mama when i grow up

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again - i will only see aloha if rachel mcadams and emma stone dump bradley cooper for each other