One of the ironies here is that the people who scream constantly about how government is evil, taxation is theft and we must all maintain private arsenals so we can overthrow the government and kill its employees, those are the very same people who insist “you have to support the president” and “you have to respect…

Okay, but being selfish assholes who want lower taxes, to the extent that eventually trickles down to cutting social welfare/safety net/infrastructure spending, kills people. It’s just as bad to take away kids’ healthcare as it is to put kids in cages.

Kyle is comparing apples and oranges here:

Yeah, that's included in this experiment, too.

Ideally all the owners would be guillotined, with the possible exception of packers' ownership, so I don't think that's quite right.

Eh, if brady thinks ab is more talented than moss I'm inclined to take his opinion seriously.

Ironically this would actually deepen the curve, if the serious students are staying away from the library while the non-serious students are going there to listen to the band instead of studying.

Does does a Cipro pill have a distinctive shape?

See, that's a detail that would have made the article more interesting.

Wait, nba teams are too cheap to just give their 10-day callups the jersey they played in? That's pathetic.

That makes no sense. If he was an asshole then, you should have been booing him then. Now, you should be ashamed enough of your prior support of him so as to lack the confidence to boo him now.

What, exactly, is the problem? His hair is too long? His sunglasses are too colorful? I’d be mostly concerned with hoping my son doesn’t grow up wearing nazi paraphenalia, something like that, but I guess you’ve got your own priorities.

Apt screenname.

Portland has been an epicenter of clashes between antifa and literally fascist groups like the proud boys, largely descending on the city from the outside, with the cops taking the fascists’ side. So the “cosplay” you refer to is more genuine than probably anything you’ve ever done in your life.

“WSU fumbled away their undefeated season in front of God, Gardner Minshew”

You put up 48 points in just over a quarter? Is that a touchdown on every offensive snap?

It’s an archaic law they’ve held on to because it’s a lesser included they can offer as a plea bargain that doesn’t include being added to the sex offender registry, and because the prosecutor in this jurisdiction is a sick puppy who thinks too many rapists wind up on the sex offender registry, which should be…

Adam silver looked at the self-inflicted distractionpalooza of deflategate and said, “I want to make things worse for myself, too!"

No, the final nail was simply belichick realizing the press was going to be too much of a bother over this, that's it. Doesn't matter what ab has done, only matters how much a distraction his presence is.

So now that the pats have cut him, I guess that's like jameson retracting eddie brock's phony photo of spiderman stealing in spiderman 3?