Replacement refs weren’t any worse. It’s just when everybody started paying attention

Remember when you compared a false rape accusation to 9/11?

He was talking about his preference for starting a game rather than pitching as a reliever

They’re going to win the next two games

Little known fact — Scarface was set in Miami, OH

The game starts at 8:10. Joe Buck’s face starts at 8.

Wow, I was off by at least 1,999 on my estimate of how many people he murdered

Spelling of favorite is Canadian in my example; hockey is Canadian

Maddon has been bad the last two postseasons. He started Soler in 2015 NLCS against Noah Syndergaard even though Coghlan is left-handed and better defensively. He did other dumb things in that series but I’m too lazy to look them up.

In almost every soccer article where Deadspin uses British English in the headline, they unintentionally revert back to American English in the article. Because they’re not fucking British.

Larry Bird isn’t white?

Fuck that. This umpire has been more unrealistic than any Space Jam character.

Kings and Draft Fuel

The guys selling pretzels on Germantown Ave usually have some good homemade tangy seasoning

This game was boring.

Lorenzo’s pizza demolishes both of those foodstuffs

The team looks good without 2 of their best players, they lose a close game, helping them in the historically deep 2017 draft.

And all you had to do was hit one more home run Ortiz!

Commander in Chief