Sixers PR statement:

Is it possible for the robot to inherit alcoholism? If not, then obviously yes.

Hey look Chicago fans haven’t brawled with the opposing bullpen or beat the shit out of a first base coach yet in the playoffs.

August 2015: Redford learns the definition of an error

The one who Klubes does not throw with this left hand; however, the one who Mills throws with his left hand.

Joe Buck is a below-average media man.

Wow, so Maddon allowed Schwarber (as the tying run!) to face Miller, even with Soler still available to pinch-hit.

I feel bad for the landlord. Locks can be tricky sometimes.

This is a sad and unnecessary situation. I hope the students don’t go hungry.

Of course. Multiple layers of mistakes.

I’ll never judge blacking out and cursing at cops, but if you know that’s a possibility, leave the damn weed at home

I saw it. This is my favorite movie of all time.

“I need touchdowns to be entertained. Defense is boring!”

Yeah that is self-evident. Al Michaels was acting like it’s going to be calculus.

How often are lottery players profitable?

Who called this low-level racism?

So then we can confirm that Trump is sympathetic to China

Exactly my point. I did listen to WIP between 2009-2013 (a very dark period of my life), most fans wanted to blow up the team completely. I felt like I was in the minority that I wanted them to keep Iguodala and compete for a playoff run.

“Anti-fan approach”

This sounds like you’re stereotyping Norwegians as drunks