No I’m just insufferable

Wow, he even runs like a Little Leaguer who starts the year 0-13

Can we talk about the word insufferable? Never in my life have I met someone use it who wasn’t insufferable

What kind of genius plays with toys with spinning blades when their multi-million dollar profession survives only with the use of your fingers?

I’m squeamish, but I think this is okay. Just looks like a huge scab, and it’s not zoomed in.

Let’s go Sixers!

the point...you missed it

I hope Goodell fines him for this

It really is amazing how Deadspin makes basic errors in nearly every single “article”

Not if they’re old enough to remember this is how bullpens were managed for the first century of baseball

Like, a Miami-Herald reporter eating her ass

Sacramento Kings start in 2 weeks, so no

Sample sizes are irrelevant; let’s mock the rookie after he wins the game

but the hitters have also been hitting him hard most of the night

“of all people”

Then Chase Utley is in

Uh, it’s venmo, it’s not real money

“The Giants have 21 players to pick from that have a statistically higher chance of ending up on base than Bum”