A D-list Lohan is a sad thing.

Did you see her stepping out with a strappy off shoulder top in Italy?! I was like YES YOU ARE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

My view as a prosecutor. I suggest a short but sharp jail sentence that makes him never want to go back. Then a lot of treatment.

The news this morning felt like a punch to the face. Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog were mainstays in my personal music library in high school and college. I even willingly paid for (and enjoyed) some of his solo work. His voice was mesmerizing and his lyrics put into words all of the depression-fueled emotions…

It looks like my conclusion was entirely correct. What you people don’t realize is that you all follow the same script, and sound exactly alike. Which is why you’re so easy to recognize — you give off that distinct odor of bigotry. Combined with an equally distinct disregard for historical fact, and willingness to…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Whatever happened to politeness? That’s what I want to know.

I think what makes the whole “Johnny Depp is a right cunt” debacle all the more interesting is how many female friends (who are Uni age by the way) who are still obsessed with the guy.

I know, these so called “pure and wonderful Christians” just love to preach about how if you stick two of your body parts together you’re offending God somehow, and that a marriage license suddenly makes it A-OK to get freaky with it. Because God totally pays attention to things like marriage licenses.

So let’s get this straight...

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

All the women and minorities who worked for Fox News deluded themselves into thinking they were the exception to the blatant racism, misogyny and sexism. They thought they were the cool “others” that got to be apart of the club.

Nastassja Kinski openly said her father Klaus was a monster

Has a child ever written an essay that’s like “Yup, my parent is a shitbag and it sucks that he was able to get away with shit for so long maintaining a duplicitous image.”

Sheriff Clarke, like Sheriff Joe, is one of those “tough on crime Uncle Remus” types who would happily tear up the Constitution if it meant he could dispense some real frontier justice on the “bad guys” he is so desperate to punish be further approved and accepted by a group of people who have great disdain for…

“That fucking Uncle Tom Trump-fellating sheriff can kiss my Black ass. Fuck him” <----THIS...

There is nothing conservatives love more than a self-hating black person.

Sheriff Clarke, Justice Thomas, Dr. Carson, Omarosa?

They are the modern Jig-a-Boos that whites delight upon.

She might not be playing golf with Trump but I expect a goodly amount of softball from Tucker.