Hey sometimes I like to go out into town at 2 am and scream at the homeless before nicking their shoes and shouting “get a job” as I leg it.

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

No. People can’t not do illegal drugs. And having an unpopular opinion doesn’t automatically make you some ultra-rational speaker of plain truths. Sometimes opinions are unpopular because their fucking stupid, and holding them just makes you a naive idiot. 

Michael Savage has spent the last two days of his radio show demanding to know why women are allowed to accuse men like O’Reilly because they aren’t famous and no one knows them and lawyers are vermin and Trump needs to crack down on lawyers like Gloria Allred and her whorish clients and O’Reilly was denied his due…

Too late. His wife already left him after he threw her down the stairs and the kids had to call 911.

O’Reilly’s people said was “orchestrated by far-left organizations bent on destroying O’Reilly for political and financial reasons.”

An opportunist is the about the nicest thing you can say about this clown.

If that’s the end result, I support this business model.

Dear God:

A daily reminder that O’Reilly incited against the late Dr. George Tiller for years until he got killed:

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

The forgiveness shown by the victims’ families in this and other recent atrocities has really had an impact on me. As has been said about other things, I can’t rightly describe grace but I know it when i see it.

The empathy and grace and forgiveness shown by the victims’ families is remarkable especially in the face of so much senseless loss. Roof’s grandfather not understanding how an entrenched culture of whiteness and supremacy and lack of empathy led to this tragedy is a problem. How do you not understand what the…

Yes, when we were on trial, my husband’s lawyer was showing pictures like crazy saying “they look happy, there was not abuse”, I had a great judge, he told her to stop doing that because no abuser on the world would show pictures of their kids or wife scared.

Several years ago, my best friend interviewed to be Mel B’s assistant. She said Mel was lovely, and was offered the job, but turned it down because Belafonte was such a nightmare. Thank God she’s finally getting him out of her life.

Howard Stern worked with her on AGT and when the news came out a week or 2 ago that Mel left her husband, Stern said something to the effect of “that is not surprising” in a quick comment. He didn’t go deeper with any explanation other than that though.

Run. fast.

Using the subject as an excuse to ask for some opinions from my fellow Jezzies. *Trigger warning.*

This is basically evergreen content.

Liza Minnelli moving in with a gay man is not news. It’s restoring the balance.