“You have to keep in mind who he [Congressman Devin Nunes] works for. He works for the President and answers to the President.”

I once broke up with a guy* because he turned down a really great seat at an NFL game because he would be sitting with his best friend, the best friend’s wife, and the wife’s friend. My ex said he didn’t think it would look right and that people would assume he and the wife’s friend were together. It was the dumbest…

Getting all blocked up with they don’t also sounds like the excuse men give women when they want to have sex and the woman is not interested in it. “It’s a medical necessity! Do you want me to die?”

But the Lord smote you, hussy! Repent, ye Jezebel!

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.…

It also should go without saying that there is no indication that any of the women I occasionally dine with are trying to get laid either. In every case that I’ve scrutinized they seem to be most interested in eating lunch.

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

Women are extensions of their partners, and that’s pretty much it.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

My husband’s reaction to this story - “So Mike Pence is a raging alcoholic who can’t keep his dick in his pants?”

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

She needs a life. Just get over it.

With all the celebrity stalkers I’ve been reading about lately, I don’t blame CGM for calling the cops on the kid with the cookies. I’m not famous and if some random person came to my door with homemade cookies I’d be like, go away creepy person. Part of me is like, well he is a teenager and teens are not the…

And I don’t want to hear a voice that reminds me that the actor thinks my race is inherently violent and criminal.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

Great, another fraudulent Trump in the WH. Remember when she was “the voice of moderation”, the one person he’d listen to, the “sensible” one who’d rein in daddy’s worst tendencies? Yeah, about that...it was all fucking horseshit. She sits there doing a more subtle version of daddy’s act, always with the hands and the…

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.