Chased by the Dragon?

...stop the influx of Mexican Decepticons at the Southern border...

What if I use Mane & Tail?

2nd Gear...

Would that then make the Edsel a Sin Wagon?

NP...on Marisa Tomei and the car.

As if anyone in the 1950s actually knew what a vagina looked like.

Here’s my actual car...

I don’t understand the obsession with green, especially when cars can be purchased with lovely shades of blue such as this...

Yet more proof that the majority of people who buy Jeeps have no idea of the purpose for which they are actually designed.

You are what you eat.

Came here for this. 

When you play the game of scoops, you win or you die...sorry bruh...a lot of needlessly sticky keyboards out there today.

Is it me or was considerable effort made, with exception of the motorcycle jacket, to cover as much of the Ford-branded apparel as possible?

No matter what you do, sometimes you just can’t get a head.

An orange Miata = shut up and take my money.

JLR should ask Fancy Kristen if they can search her couches (in all of her houses and on all of her yachts) for loose change...gotta be at least a couple billion there.

I’m so confused by this, I can’t help but vote CP out of anger and frustration.

Could it be something as simple as bubbling to the top of the list when the shopper does an ascending sort by mileage?

I’m sorry, but this car looks like a Restoration Hardware exploded all over it (and in it).