Subtext: Suggestions = Destructive Criticism

Irony of ironies is that our mom’s often get the blame for why “we men” behave this way...I would say that easily 80% of the times I’m doing something my wife doesn’t like, she blames the way my mom raised me. My dad was the baby of his family, and sickly (supposedly, my g-ma was mentally ill), so he didn’t have to…

I didn’t know this car existed before, but now I really, really want one. Thanks a lot, buddy.

So, no one will see this because it’s at the bottom of the comments and in the greys, but here goes anyway...

Who?

Kate Upton or Natalie Imbruglia...?

i’m sure some smart phone app can alert you to remind you but still that would suuck.

Gotta pass the smell test...in this case, cherry-flavored vape.

Keep gettin’ your gun, Annie. Get. It.

WTF is a sponcon?

Ah, liquidity...that makes sense.

Used CUV prices are insane...it’s definitely a sellers’ market.

To be fair, the writer says he intends to pay it off in 36 months. I don’t understand the logic of getting a longer loan if you’re just going to pay it off in half the time. The only thing I can think of is that the dealer might be offering better incentives for longer terms, but that’s about it. I suppose he might be…

Nice! I’ve personally always been partial to one of these arrangements.

How much Gasolina have you consumed thus far?

I hope he crashed it ironically...otherwise, all his hipster credibility will be gone.

Right? Does Carlos Ghosn needs a cellmate?

Well, he’s already done some pretty impressive, Katelyn Ohashi-style mental gymnastics to convince himself and the world this is a Toyota, so why not extend that to include the vents?

Yes! RHPOT reference...though, as much as I love Alan Rickman, I’m imagining deadpan Andre Braugher saying the next line, and you know what? Still funny.

Didn’t I read that the wheelbase of the 10th gen is actually shorter than the 9th gen? May be a bit wider though. I love that it feels like a big car.