My one experience with Bike Bandit was shit, and that was before the company fell apart. I'm glad I swore them off when I did!

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Funny enough, this site has given me the freedom to do whatever I wanted, and I can’t thank it enough for that. Now, I don’t worry about having all sorts of strings and whatnot stuck to me.

Dear Jalopnik stop

Take a trip without a destination in mind, you say?

He’s been putting Jeeplopnik stickers around the office, I’m afraid this might be serious

Hmmm...I bet I could find a TDI-swapped XJ somewhere. Ooh, or an XJ with a big honkin’ Detroit up front.

As a proud member of Opposite-lock.com can you change the hyperlink to this

if I reply to this with a Homestar Runner reference, will it betray the fact that I’m old?

No, it’s fully independent - whipped up by some of the old Oppo stalwarts after the fuckin’ herb killed off all the Kinja sub-blogs. You’ll see an awful lot of familiar names over there.

Well, we’re readers, too, and I was a comment section troll long before I worked here. This is just me returning to form.

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

Say, that looks like an interesting read!

If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.

https://opposite-lock.com/

Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels.

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.