He’s been putting Jeeplopnik stickers around the office, I’m afraid this might be serious
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Hmmm...I bet I could find a TDI-swapped XJ somewhere. Ooh, or an XJ with a big honkin’ Detroit up front.
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if I reply to this with a Homestar Runner reference, will it betray the fact that I’m old?
No, it’s fully independent - whipped up by some of the old Oppo stalwarts after the fuckin’ herb killed off all the Kinja sub-blogs. You’ll see an awful lot of familiar names over there.
Well, we’re readers, too, and I was a comment section troll long before I worked here. This is just me returning to form.
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New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great. Read more
Say, that looks like an interesting read!
If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.
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Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels. Read more
Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him. Read more
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I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.
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It’ll be interesting to see what the Japanese manufacturers come out with and if Triumph can get their bikes to showroom floors first. It’s a 1970's rivalry redux, what a great time to be on two wheels!
Point of comparison for a car that was considered thirsty 18 years ago. It’s honestly an embarrassment that Subaru can’t get this together.
Most carmakers will attempt to game the system by providing the highest possible number, rather than a realistic number. Read more
Me while reading: “There’s gotta be something about meth in here somewhere” Read more
Don’t worry, that’s coming next. I’m going to be working this beat (lol) further and deeper.