Actually, here you go. The Flight Test and Training Centre based in Cangzhou.

Red Sword/Blue Sword?

"A new contender enters the ring!"

Go Pro mount?

But does the 1st Motion Picture Unit merit a carrier? That is bizarro.

Why did Carter get a submarine named after him and Reagan and Bush Snr. got aircraft carriers?

Whelp, I dunno about ISIS but people used to watch to see who visited those sites so they handy to have around. i think Jordan ran a fake one for a while and posted a recipe for a highly unstable, likely predetonating explosive.

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That's a pretty cool commute.

...How would that work? How can a droid see a force vision? Or be a jedi?

That is awesome!

Maybe A New Hope is really R2D2 skull-dragging ObiWan back into the war.

R2D2 sabotages R5D4 to make sure he gets into the Lars farm...

Hmmm... "Darth Vader learned of this ability through Darth Sidious, and upon his death, the spirits of Kenobi and Yoda completed his training by granting him the last step in becoming a spirit. Anakin's spirit appeared as that of his younger self, prior to his fall to the dark side."

...or either R2D2 or ObiWan sent the stormtroopers to the skywalker farm...

There's holes there too.

Maybe Anakin going postal on the Tuskin raiders have created enough of a dark disturbance in the force to shield Luke's presence? The way that Yoda's presence on Dantooine was suggested to have been shielded by that smooth walled place where Luke has his vision.

Stonehenge?

More importantly: how did they do the Happy New Year skywriting?

Sad more than anything else.