I like to eat racists. What do I do

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

“Filed to: LOLJETS”. Usually that tag doesn’t have the best connotation.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

Gimmicks, ranked:

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

Extra tassels on the shoes.

“I cheer for injuries because I’m an unrepentant anus”

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Hey, I went to Duke (albeit not so briefly); do not make light of the struggle!!!!!!! It’s hard when regular, rational people wanna beat you up all the time :(

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.