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I like to eat racists. What do I do

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

“Filed to: LOLJETS”. Usually that tag doesn’t have the best connotation.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

Gimmicks, ranked:

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

Extra tassels on the shoes.

“I cheer for injuries because I’m an unrepentant anus”

Trump lit the fire and fanned the flames. He led the white supremacists out of the shadows and owns this and the surge in violence 100%. Even given the perfect opportunity today to disown it and condemn the white nationalists, he refused. What a coward.

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He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

Remember when condemning Nazis and other assorted white supremacists would be considered a “softball giveme” pitch at the President? Remember back in the halcyon days of Bush, Clinton, and Obama, there was no question as to whether the President condemned white supremacists beating and murdering people?

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.