Not sure I agree. Serge Ibake is clearly an upgrade from Serge Easybake.

“It’s crazy to treat a guy that way,”

The Hall is in Springfield, Massachusetts. Sending him to Ohio would just be cruel.

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

“more than half of us”

Let’s be fair. Are you an idiot because you chose the Mets, or did you choose the Mets because you were already an idiot?

Wasn’t really worth setting up a burner just for that comment, was it?

Hot take: he didn’t flop, he’s just soft.

Indeed I did. In haste I committed the writing sin of mixing my metaphors Styrofoam building fronts.

A team with two playoff wins in the last 20 years versus a team with zero super bowl wins. I only wish Shakespeare were alive to witness what a real rivalry looks like.

If we had to rank most useless professions, people that talk and/or write about sports for a living have to be in the top 5 right?

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

More evidence of the patriarchy...why isn’t there a peternity leave for women?!

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

its easy to turn on the tv and put all the blame on the guy who seems to be in charge, but i have to believe he’s actually just a figurehead, and the russian billionaire behind the scenes is calling all the shots.