I didn't know they had a God of the Dead parade in Wisconsin... (or really, anywhere)

Because, and this has been touch on above but really can't be overstated, Mississippi is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED UP.

They may have thought their vehicles would be a good investment, but I bet it's a total wash

But we were sneak attacked by our ally. Who basically wouldn’t have existed without us.

I would be helpful to your undereducated readers (myself included) if you'd explain the reference to the USS Liberty.

“cream gravy-inflated sausage skin condom” is my little contribution.

“What did [he] do to deserve this?”

Stephen King wrote Bagger Vance?