Everyone else gets roasted chicken, while the President’s chicken is served in breaded strips shaped like dinosaurs.

He puts the “nouveau” in Nouveau Riche.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

the unique circumstances that have made her feel powerless

As an emergency doctor I say to Raul Labrado, fuck you. There are clear and painful limits to what I can do in the ED, not because of lack of caring, but because of what my scope of practice, training, and resources cover. If you come in sick because of sepsis (severe, life-threatening infection), I gotcha. If you…

They need to make an AIDS quilt but with squares about people who died due to lack of access to health care. There are several people in the comments here with stories of losing someone and that’s just a sliver of Americans.

If Raul Labrador reads this, we all know his reaction is “Big Deal, he is gay, fuck him”

Wouldn’t it be a shame if we reported an illegal immigrant who pretended to have a job to enter the country, but didn’t actually, married for a green card, then FINALLY got a largely ceremonial job, BUT refused to do it and cost taxpayers an inordinate amount of money because she refused to uphold the…

Anybody want a peanut?

In a weird way I sort of get it bc hey, in my day-to-day I’m usually considered to be a smart and fairly capable person. Swim in that as your quotidian waters and you start thinking you’re pretty competent - maybe even above average.

Now I wonder just how close America has been to a 4 am dick pic... tweeted at North Korea.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

Assume [INSERT CURRENT KIM DYNAST] is utterly, ravingly insane, and does not care if he lives or dies as long as he can destroy his hated enemies.

“It just empty posturing in order to distract his people from the fact that they live in the dark ages.”

This is an excellent point.

“wimps like you are so afraid of war”

I don’t think anybody is saying that there are many easy answers with North Korea. The problem is we’re sending a guy to beat them at chess, and he’s just thrown his collection of GI Joes on the board.

War makes certain people a LOT of money. Trump was talking about drastically increasing military spending long before he had a reason or chosen a target. And he loves to play Commander while sweeping dirt under the table.

I’m more baffled at the amount of people that still trust that the media has their best interests at heart, and are not just mouthpieces for their corporate overlords. Did people learn nothing from the Iraq war?

Spicer: “Donald Trump and the Republican Congress are keeping their promise to all those people who voted for a Land War In Asia!”